[She gives him an evaluating look before undoing his belt in the most emphatic performance she can pull off. If he keeps going like that, it'll be a wonder if they don't kick them out of the store.]

Well, it's not incorrect advice. But I had originally intended to dedicate myself to it. I just... ended up liking swordplay better.

[Then, a smirk. She times it to just when she manages to pull down the zipper.]

Anyway, I have my doubts you haven't been undressed by someone else lately. You live with Hades, I should point out.