[After a moment, the rage on her part dulls, and she heaves a dramatic sigh, plopping back down next to him.]

You are such a pain in the arse sometimes.

[And yet she can't really bring herself to just be done with him, either. Funny, that.]

...I still appreciate the return gift. It's been a while since anyone acknowledged my nameday, even by accident. But then, I usually don't tell anyone, either.